Quick! Before it’s no longer possible to make fun of him…
With the US elections happening tomorrow, this is just for fun.
You are cordially invited to the upcoming official pre-inauguration of the George W. Bush Presidential Library, which includes:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm.
The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
There is also a Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, but no one has yet been able to find it.
Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans – free; Democrats – $1000 or 3 Euros
Source: ICA Dialogue Hat tip to Ray Richmond.